While you are waiting for the next Deep Fried… some political yuks!
My effort to become the new Gene Roddenberry begins! Join my Patreon for free and let’s begin the fan-fueled journey to rescue Star Trek!
By joining my Patreon you will get to vote in my Fever Dream polls, and this month’s is a doozy! I am outlining a whole new agenda for Star Trek that will have Alex Kurtzman putting out a hit on me for certain! Go here to vote in the poll!

I did not commission this, Weapon Brown fans, but it exists and we must worship it!
My car needs a new muffler, so now seems like the perfect time to remind you that among my many talents are painting pet portraits! Got a relative who really loves their pet (alive or dearly departed)? A pet portrait really is the perfect gift! And Christmas is right around the not-too-distance corner!
You can purchase a portrait through Etsy, but if you join my Patreon at any tier I will cut you a price break!



(And I do horsies too!)

Ever been to a 50501 protest? Well, now you don’t have to! Click here to read the latest dose parade-peein’ from your favorite curmudgeon!















