Leftover Leftover!
Over in my subscriber section (where the party never ends!) I have been posting selections from a comic strip I used to draw for the Buffalo News called “Leftovers”. I just stumbled across one for which the punchline has been lost to history.
Let’s play “New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest”! Write your best gag for this cartoon and put it in the comment section. Winner gets the original art!
I’ll give this contest two weeks. (Make sure to give me a real e-mail address to contact you with.)
“Christ, what an asshole!”
So far, I win by default.
I Never eat…. Vegetables.
This is merely a greasy slice of pork between two slices of very white bread. A proper beltway sandwich is a threesome with a Dixiecrat and a racist Republican. So how is your salad bowl you liberal f%#% f&%$#$?
You know, insects have had sex in that.
You should watch more Fox News. Turns out vegetables are a hoax!
“Dad hates you, just so you know”
(Is it just me or do they look like Eric and Don Jr?)
I forget… What does the “B” in LBG stand for?
I forget… What does the B stand for in LGB?
“Just because I finished consuming your soul doesn’t mean I can’t still feel a little peckish, okay?”
“I get asked this a lot. Yes, I am The Devil. No, Donald Trump did not sell me his soul. I do have STANDARDS.”