Thank you my helpful unpaid editorial staff. I hope this strip satisfies given my unforeseeable procrastinations.
…
The class had left the auditorium, but a comely female student remained behind. The instructor turned from erasing his dry erase board as she approached.
“What can I do for you, Miss Captcha?”
“Oh, ” she responded, undoing the top button of her sweater. “You can do a lot for me, Professor Espinoza.”
While I’m sure many wanted to see more of sycophantic Horns and visceral C.A.L.-V1N, I expect the unseen scene was a nasty bitch from a writing standpoint. Or maybe the method that Horns uses to show authority is too horrific to show us just yet. Oh please, please, please let it be the latter.
Captcha has come up with Horns’ next, more easily controllable, weaponized genetics project: fashion pastors.
Chairman Horns is pretty transparent. Crapping his pants when CAL is there, but as soon as the ship’s out the door, he’s already dropping pithy promises of control and safety. For a bit, I was confused. I wondered if the Dilbert character was being killed by some machination of Chairman Horns, a delayed effect of CAL, or merely barfing. The combination of dialogue, the murderous tone of the comic’s world, and the tendency of the Syndicate to cover its tracks by silencing loose ends made a convincing case for Dilbert to be literally hacking up his guts instead of just lunch. Such a thing with be in character for Horns, CAL, or the comic world in general, but then there wouldn’t be a possibility of Dilbert getting a last laugh on Horns.
reCaptcha: What does CALv1n have that Chuck doesn’t? two biceps
@NaOH: makes sense, looking back at the strip with your explanation.
@rennod: I thought the same thing at first… dilbert was throwing up his insides or blood. Looks like he is just remembering what CalV1N did to Duke’s little friend after she made eye contact
“To be concluded”; does this mean the end of the Weapon Brown saga, or will there be further adventures once “Blockhead’s War” is over? I’m sure there are plenty more comics out there just waiting to be armageddonized (Yes, I know that’s not a real word, but it fits).
Alternately, you could turn your attention to animated TV specials, like “Frosty the Snowman” or “Here Comes Peter Cottontail”; Chuck could teach Heat Miser the true meaning of Hell on Earth.
— Captcha told us what happened without saying a word: results mimed.
reCaptcha seems to be looking for alternative employment with the announcement of the conclusion of Weapon Brown. It looks as though the choice may fall on insurance sales: roomier guarantee
please do not end weapon brown. perhaps this adventure, but keep him going. it’s the best comic I have ever read. incredible everything, incredible art, satire, story, etc.
Awww…sad duke is sad.
frame 5: “should” 🙂
Spaceman Spiff-esque ship, check!
Does the To Be Concluded mean this is the beginning of the dreaded hiatus, or just the end of this volume?
Did Duke’s pet suffer that fate at the hands of Cal?
Do the Syndicate have any idea just what it is they are getting?
These answers and more……in about 7 weeks 🙁
Oh my god! Not Honey Huan!!!
That’s brutal!! We have lost a great cheesecake source this day.
Poor sweet Honey. I guess it was just not 2 bee.
Spaceman Spiff…AWAY!
Dr. Captcha’s upset: Insulted Dr.
frame 4: “guarantee”
I understand you wanted to get it out for us ASAP, JY, but not at the expense of spelling errors LOL
Thank you my helpful unpaid editorial staff. I hope this strip satisfies given my unforeseeable procrastinations.
…
The class had left the auditorium, but a comely female student remained behind. The instructor turned from erasing his dry erase board as she approached.
“What can I do for you, Miss Captcha?”
“Oh, ” she responded, undoing the top button of her sweater. “You can do a lot for me, Professor Espinoza.”
what happened to dilbert?
@ ljsljdfsdflkj: i would expect he was throwing up at the sight of honey’s evicerated corpse.
speaking of which, god damn it! bondage slave honey was pretty sexy, i’m so pissed off that Cal killed her.
While I’m sure many wanted to see more of sycophantic Horns and visceral C.A.L.-V1N, I expect the unseen scene was a nasty bitch from a writing standpoint. Or maybe the method that Horns uses to show authority is too horrific to show us just yet. Oh please, please, please let it be the latter.
Captcha has come up with Horns’ next, more easily controllable, weaponized genetics project: fashion pastors.
ljsljdfsdflkj: Dilbert puked up his guts at the memory of what C.A.L V.1N did to Honey Huan.
I really liked the get-up she was wearing.
Maybe one day I’ll get a pet like that.
reCaptcha is not sure about how well that style will fit in with the fashion industry: dior But
I reckon that Honey got eaten by Hobbes, rather than C.A.LV1n.
Also, nice reference to Captain Preppy.
Dilbert WARNED them. Let the record show.
Heheh. “Obediance”.
Chairman Horns is pretty transparent. Crapping his pants when CAL is there, but as soon as the ship’s out the door, he’s already dropping pithy promises of control and safety. For a bit, I was confused. I wondered if the Dilbert character was being killed by some machination of Chairman Horns, a delayed effect of CAL, or merely barfing. The combination of dialogue, the murderous tone of the comic’s world, and the tendency of the Syndicate to cover its tracks by silencing loose ends made a convincing case for Dilbert to be literally hacking up his guts instead of just lunch. Such a thing with be in character for Horns, CAL, or the comic world in general, but then there wouldn’t be a possibility of Dilbert getting a last laugh on Horns.
reCaptcha: What does CALv1n have that Chuck doesn’t? two biceps
@NaOH: makes sense, looking back at the strip with your explanation.
@rennod: I thought the same thing at first… dilbert was throwing up his insides or blood. Looks like he is just remembering what CalV1N did to Duke’s little friend after she made eye contact
“To be concluded”; does this mean the end of the Weapon Brown saga, or will there be further adventures once “Blockhead’s War” is over? I’m sure there are plenty more comics out there just waiting to be armageddonized (Yes, I know that’s not a real word, but it fits).
Alternately, you could turn your attention to animated TV specials, like “Frosty the Snowman” or “Here Comes Peter Cottontail”; Chuck could teach Heat Miser the true meaning of Hell on Earth.
— Captcha told us what happened without saying a word: results mimed.
Weapon Brown will end with the conclusion of the next story arc, but then again, so will the world.
Captcha stupid zombie: Dum Devour
…every time I look at the launchpad for the Spaceman Spiff ship, I hear a voice say to me…”EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!”
People who are slow to The First United Church of Captcha are known as Asbury Snail (s).
reCaptcha seems to be looking for alternative employment with the announcement of the conclusion of Weapon Brown. It looks as though the choice may fall on insurance sales: roomier guarantee
Mr Duke? Hunter S himself? Shouldn’t he be a bit “Steadman-ized”?
The captcha suggests that the housing market is rebouding: renters About
@ JY’s latest comment:
please do not end weapon brown. perhaps this adventure, but keep him going. it’s the best comic I have ever read. incredible everything, incredible art, satire, story, etc.
@JY
Y-you’re ending weapon brown?
The sound you just heard was me screaming NOOOOOOO!!!!!
JY
July 6th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Weapon Brown will end with the conclusion of the next story arc, but then again, so will the world.
Maybe it’s the peyote talking, but the world allegedly will end in 2012, so I see we might have 2 more years of WB coming to us! YAY!!!!
(the next comment will be JY popping that cheerful balloon like Beepo on a huff bender LOL)
I’ll take “articles of clothing you don’t wear when vomiting” for $300, Alex.
I dig his airship! Man, if ya ever make an omnibus of your vehicles…
-ReCAPTCHA says I ‘found gintoo’ . What do I do with it?