The mysterious man known only as Mr Captcha walked into the squalid hovel that passed for a bar. “Crimeny.” He thought. “Why are the meets always in the skid marks on the underwear of this town?” walking up to the barkeep, he ordered a tall glass of goat milk.
” You must be the contact” a sultry voice spoke behind him “I’m Vancitur. “
Morning Savics is the way the nice little Captcha greeted the day!
That’s gotta be Ziggy there. The whole no pants schtick gives it away. Welcome back Weapon Brown! Didn’t remember the diner being named Rosie’s though, but that’s why JY is the man of the obscure references.
The barman is Pasquale from Rose is Rose, if I’m not mistaken. I’m guessing the name of the bar is a reference to the strip too, and maybe Pasquale’s rattlesnake tattoo is a callback to his mom’s “Vicky the Biker Chick” persona (she liked rattlesnake chili).
Glad to see WB return. Coffee Break and Guest Week were both great, but waiting for the Cyber Augmented Legionnaire has been driving me nuts.
Gee, Don, I didn’t know you cared “eyelashes fluttering”
Maybe my post got deleted because I made a mention of how I managed to survive WBDT’s, though if it was because of that, this place isn’t as cool as I thought…..plus it was a JOKE 🙁
Hey, a diner in post-Apocolyptica! I wonder what food they have. Rat-loaf, rat-pie, rat-pudding, braised pig rat… Hmm. Maybe something without so much rat in it. (The spaghetti doesn’t have that MUCH rat in it…)
… wow, it just occurred to me that Pasqual might just *totally* have saved Ziggy’s life.
Unless Something Spiff-Y This Way Comes that is …
(as M. Captcha wandered down to the depths of the parking lot, he was pulled up short by a “hist” sound from between two battered VW vans. “K. Londike is the name,” the disembodied voice said. “Dis … look … L!!” came the abrupt, choppy syllables. Captcha looked down to see a slowly expanding puddle …)
@Red — the snake tattoo has the grin and the long fangs of Snake, from the comic variously known as “Snake” or “Snake Tales”. Not saying you’re wrong about the Biker Chick reference, though — we probably have here what Lewis Carroll would have called a portmanteau. . .
Yay! I enjoyed Coffee Break more than I expected to (and Guest Week was actually all kinds of fun) but I’ve been looking forward to some more Weapon Brown. ^_^
@sentroller: Maybe the place had a sign that said “No pants, no service.”
Beginning of the final arc, and already we have “Ziggy,” “Rose Is Rose,” and “Snake Tales.” Can’t wait to see what other comics will be referenced before it’s all over. Rupert Bear and Tiger Tim were already made into monsters in volume 2 of “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,” but there’s no reason they can’t appear here too.
WELCOME BACK, WEAPON BROWN! 😀 You have been missed. :’)
Is this the famous bar comic that everyone else got to see when they ordered WB!?
……And the shakes begin to subside.
The mysterious man known only as Mr Captcha walked into the squalid hovel that passed for a bar. “Crimeny.” He thought. “Why are the meets always in the skid marks on the underwear of this town?” walking up to the barkeep, he ordered a tall glass of goat milk.
” You must be the contact” a sultry voice spoke behind him “I’m Vancitur. “
Is it too early to wonder who we see there (besides obviously calv.1n)?
… Mr. Captcha turned to get a glimpse of his contact. “Do you have the location?” he asked, searching her face.
“It will be underneath the parking lot of the stadium,” Vancitur said very slowly. “It was the only place where we could find 90,000 types of Univan.”
it’s a diner, can Ziggy be far behind?
That’s Ziggy being kicked out, isn’t it?
Gooooooooood mooooorning, Weapon BROWNNN!!!!
Also, I ate an orc this morning on the way to this site. He was tasty. Fried like bacon. The other other other white meat.
Captcha is confused: you normally see a mauling from bears, not a malling from Valley girls.
Morning Savics is the way the nice little Captcha greeted the day!
That’s gotta be Ziggy there. The whole no pants schtick gives it away. Welcome back Weapon Brown! Didn’t remember the diner being named Rosie’s though, but that’s why JY is the man of the obscure references.
You have a fan base. I started hitting F5 at 11:00 last night… just in case…
The barman is Pasquale from Rose is Rose, if I’m not mistaken. I’m guessing the name of the bar is a reference to the strip too, and maybe Pasquale’s rattlesnake tattoo is a callback to his mom’s “Vicky the Biker Chick” persona (she liked rattlesnake chili).
Glad to see WB return. Coffee Break and Guest Week were both great, but waiting for the Cyber Augmented Legionnaire has been driving me nuts.
Nice to see calv.1n arriving in Spaceman Spiff’s ship. Can’t wait to see the settings on the WB incarnation of the Death Ray Blaster!
Yay, Pasquale and Ziggy!
I’m surprised punx hasn’t chimed in on this yet. He’s usually the one in the greatest withdrawl. It’s good to have you back, Chuck.
I’m … so … happy…
Let the Carnage begin!
REJOICE!
Hey, my post from like 1 this morning got deleted, NO FAIR!
Gee, Don, I didn’t know you cared “eyelashes fluttering”
Maybe my post got deleted because I made a mention of how I managed to survive WBDT’s, though if it was because of that, this place isn’t as cool as I thought…..plus it was a JOKE 🙁
yes, certainly rejoice….
for bad things are about to happen
@Punx-
I had to delete and remake the entire post. It wasn’t anything personal, although… I do get a giddy little thrill putting you through my head games.
Captcha is really putting me through my paces: Grossierete Tweeruee
Ziguana?
Hey, a diner in post-Apocolyptica! I wonder what food they have. Rat-loaf, rat-pie, rat-pudding, braised pig rat… Hmm. Maybe something without so much rat in it. (The spaghetti doesn’t have that MUCH rat in it…)
Wait. Final arc you say?
funflo war,
… wow, it just occurred to me that Pasqual might just *totally* have saved Ziggy’s life.
Unless Something Spiff-Y This Way Comes that is …
(as M. Captcha wandered down to the depths of the parking lot, he was pulled up short by a “hist” sound from between two battered VW vans. “K. Londike is the name,” the disembodied voice said. “Dis … look … L!!” came the abrupt, choppy syllables. Captcha looked down to see a slowly expanding puddle …)
@Red — the snake tattoo has the grin and the long fangs of Snake, from the comic variously known as “Snake” or “Snake Tales”. Not saying you’re wrong about the Biker Chick reference, though — we probably have here what Lewis Carroll would have called a portmanteau. . .
Yay! I enjoyed Coffee Break more than I expected to (and Guest Week was actually all kinds of fun) but I’ve been looking forward to some more Weapon Brown. ^_^
I’m pondering what did “Ziggy” did to get tossed out. And welcome back JY, you are “The Weapon”
@sentroller: Maybe the place had a sign that said “No pants, no service.”
Beginning of the final arc, and already we have “Ziggy,” “Rose Is Rose,” and “Snake Tales.” Can’t wait to see what other comics will be referenced before it’s all over. Rupert Bear and Tiger Tim were already made into monsters in volume 2 of “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,” but there’s no reason they can’t appear here too.
— Captcha loves fictional words: coritle fantastic.
@ sentroller
My guess? He stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes.
It wasn’t that kind of place, and the owner saw to it he found out.
final weapon brown arc?
please don’t stop Chuck’s adventures after this. Please!!?
@pakopako: and I was just watching Python the other day…..LOL
Is the original origin story for Chuck available anywhere? It doesn't appear to be at the start of the archive here at Deep Fried…
JY: The origin story is only in print, as the original “Weapon Brown” 48-page one shot available in my store: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/product.html
I know a better way to get the origin story…
Pledge for the kickstarter!
Looks like my kind of place! I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a problem with moles without pants in eating establishments.
Michael – but isn’t the mall a valley girl’s natural habitat?