Once again we’re given new characters based on the funnies, and you don’t have to be a Perfesser to figure out which ones! Before the whole comic loaded, I thought that Earl and Opal were making zucchini, because that’s what they do in their strip; raise a garden full of zucchini, then try to get rid of the excess by leaving bags of it on people’s doorsteps.
Giddily awaiting the next installment, to see who’s next!
Wow. You managed to get some Shoe parody into this. Nicely done, sir!
As the pilot kicked in the booster rockets of his recaptcha and streaked away, he touched his comm toggle and relayed the successful delivery of the ordnance towards the target: “preaurne deliver’d.”
The logic of it tasting like shit to Chuck isn’t making sense – if it tastes like what the person who touches it remembers, it should be like an apple, right? Otherwise why would the pickles be an issue – whoever ate it would transform it into something else.
Also, Chuck had some a while back when Bucksley filled his canteen. Surely that memory would be pleasant.
@John W.: I can only say that the knowledge of just what it is (he originally believes it to be milk, especially because of where he first encountered it) has tainted any experience he will have with it….I guess it goes back to one of my modern day Zen koans:
Who was the first person who looked at a cow’s udder and said, I think what’s in there would go great with these cookies I have here!
Or the slaughterhouse analogy of if you knew just how that steak gets to your plate, you’d never eat meat again….it is still the apple shape when he takes the bite, it just tastes like shit to him because he knows what it really is and no amount of thinking happy thoughts about it is gonna change that for him.
@John W.: Perhaps they have a way of preserving the shmoo so it maintains its form and flavor. The process might be as simple as a quick pasturization or microwave.
@ Fuzzybunnyslippers @ Punx
Ok this has to be said and I won’t apologize for being the one who says it….
But if you notice in the first few panels of the previous strip the schmoo is dripping down
into Anne’s hands. Looks quite suggestive. Not to mention in the larger panel Chuck has both hands in front of him… as if he was zipping up his pants…. I am just saying.
Officer Captcha was fighting to keep the cruiser under control as he sped down the Highway. Deftly he grabbed the Mic and radioed in to dispatch I’ve got a “14_48 porowee” in progress
Can we leave the suggestive demeaning of sexual intercourse vulgarity alone its ruins the comic for others…
if you post that you think she thinking of drinking due to the way chuck is standing and the way it hasn’t formed a food object.
@DarkMyste: I never suggested anything of the sort, I duly noted that some here were lowering the decency bar…I’m sure you have read APS, so you know the idea of sex in this strip is not verboten, per se…and besides, if our benefactor JY hasn’t weighed in on this, I guess it don’t bother him much…If you must know, I doubt anything will come up between them in that regard, as I said an update or two ago, I think were anything even possible, it would be cancelled by the arrival of C.A.L. and the Legion (not to mention HOBBES) anyway 🙂
And additionally, with a 5 day hiatus until next update, we’re not left with much else but to go over what we have to read and I am sure under the influence of whatever we do use legal or not, sometimes a cigar isn’t just a cigar, and the suggestivity runs freely….DM, relax, breathe deeply, calm down 😉
sorry, pun i should been more clearer, i shouldn’t have directed it at you i am sorry and yes i do read APS and yes i understand that sex does indeed make a good interest story.
yeah you arecorrect the way its going to be all out i dount that any of the characters that are around chuck will survive or to the very most be come “colorful” art decoration after cal and hobbes have there time to shine
I actually meant my question half seriously even if it is a bit leading… (gotta maximize comic opportunities)
I was thinking maybe some sort of milk product… my first thought was really really fresh mozzarella straight from an extruder or cheese of some sort although the alternative explanation is possible
Also with the bit of sexual tension it is a bit more justified then, say, making a joke about the old man squeezing his wrinkly pickle… if I went there then you are more correct in calling foul
Once again we’re given new characters based on the funnies, and you don’t have to be a Perfesser to figure out which ones! Before the whole comic loaded, I thought that Earl and Opal were making zucchini, because that’s what they do in their strip; raise a garden full of zucchini, then try to get rid of the excess by leaving bags of it on people’s doorsteps.
Giddily awaiting the next installment, to see who’s next!
— aid; staccan
Sir, just because you say this was posted at 12:18 this morning doesn’t make it true….
Wow. You managed to get some Shoe parody into this. Nicely done, sir!
As the pilot kicked in the booster rockets of his recaptcha and streaked away, he touched his comm toggle and relayed the successful delivery of the ordnance towards the target: “preaurne deliver’d.”
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Woah, woah, woah… is that that lady from Shoe? That bird that owns the cafe or something?
That’s amazing. Somewhat gross after I took a closer look, but still amazing.
Also, I don’t think Chuck will ever enjoy Shmoo again. Poor fella.
@Mole: Roz
The logic of it tasting like shit to Chuck isn’t making sense – if it tastes like what the person who touches it remembers, it should be like an apple, right? Otherwise why would the pickles be an issue – whoever ate it would transform it into something else.
Also, Chuck had some a while back when Bucksley filled his canteen. Surely that memory would be pleasant.
@John W.: I can only say that the knowledge of just what it is (he originally believes it to be milk, especially because of where he first encountered it) has tainted any experience he will have with it….I guess it goes back to one of my modern day Zen koans:
Who was the first person who looked at a cow’s udder and said, I think what’s in there would go great with these cookies I have here!
Or the slaughterhouse analogy of if you knew just how that steak gets to your plate, you’d never eat meat again….it is still the apple shape when he takes the bite, it just tastes like shit to him because he knows what it really is and no amount of thinking happy thoughts about it is gonna change that for him.
@John W.: Perhaps they have a way of preserving the shmoo so it maintains its form and flavor. The process might be as simple as a quick pasturization or microwave.
Captcha = infliction fultrove
@SW: But what’s the name of the strip? 😉
heh I wonder if Chuck discovers Chex mix or Zingers from the schmoo…..
Last strip, Anne slurped the schmoo from her hand it was still white and gooey…
I wonder what she was desiring at the time
@fuzzybunnyslippers: you ain’t right, even if you are! 😉
@ Fuzzybunnyslippers @ Punx
Ok this has to be said and I won’t apologize for being the one who says it….
But if you notice in the first few panels of the previous strip the schmoo is dripping down
into Anne’s hands. Looks quite suggestive. Not to mention in the larger panel Chuck has both hands in front of him… as if he was zipping up his pants…. I am just saying.
Officer Captcha was fighting to keep the cruiser under control as he sped down the Highway. Deftly he grabbed the Mic and radioed in to dispatch I’ve got a “14_48 porowee” in progress
@Juanski: OK, I declare the bar lowered yet again…..Bravo! 😉
Y’all are twisted, and that’s what I love about coming to the comments section here.
Not to mention the fact that apples are traditionally symbols of ‘forbidden fruit’. 🙂
espensor — read me mind. Now if only I had some left.
Great sparres
Can we leave the suggestive demeaning of sexual intercourse vulgarity alone its ruins the comic for others…
if you post that you think she thinking of drinking due to the way chuck is standing and the way it hasn’t formed a food object.
you seriously need to get some.
this was directed @ punx, jaunski and fuzzy
sorry for the anger post, but kinda stupid if you think she drinking you know what based on it looks like alone…
and i mean we are all adults here, but sometimes.. i dont know
@DarkMyste: I never suggested anything of the sort, I duly noted that some here were lowering the decency bar…I’m sure you have read APS, so you know the idea of sex in this strip is not verboten, per se…and besides, if our benefactor JY hasn’t weighed in on this, I guess it don’t bother him much…If you must know, I doubt anything will come up between them in that regard, as I said an update or two ago, I think were anything even possible, it would be cancelled by the arrival of C.A.L. and the Legion (not to mention HOBBES) anyway 🙂
And additionally, with a 5 day hiatus until next update, we’re not left with much else but to go over what we have to read and I am sure under the influence of whatever we do use legal or not, sometimes a cigar isn’t just a cigar, and the suggestivity runs freely….DM, relax, breathe deeply, calm down 😉
sorry, pun i should been more clearer, i shouldn’t have directed it at you i am sorry and yes i do read APS and yes i understand that sex does indeed make a good interest story.
yeah you arecorrect the way its going to be all out i dount that any of the characters that are around chuck will survive or to the very most be come “colorful” art decoration after cal and hobbes have there time to shine
hehe, lights up the old peace pipe and offers it to pun lol here we are both going to need this /hands the pipe to punx
and gah to my post above me so many typos to shot and cleaned.
I actually meant my question half seriously even if it is a bit leading… (gotta maximize comic opportunities)
I was thinking maybe some sort of milk product… my first thought was really really fresh mozzarella straight from an extruder or cheese of some sort although the alternative explanation is possible
Also with the bit of sexual tension it is a bit more justified then, say, making a joke about the old man squeezing his wrinkly pickle… if I went there then you are more correct in calling foul
Hey, the old comments do not line up to the page.
What the hey? Goddamn Internet gremlins! Thanks for the heads up!
(Captcha gives me the odds of resolving this problem at 833 to 4256544)