I’m starting to wonder – can CAL not kill women directly? I’ve only see him kill men with his bare hands, and this is like the fourth time he’s passed up the opportunity to kill Anne without a weapon. Calvin was weak to girls…maybe CAL has the same issue. For someone who can just pop people’s heads off, this is getting absurd.
@lordjim: He killed Honey and Mrs. Wormwood, although we don’t see how he did it. I kind of think Ann is more skilled than we are led to believe, with her mutant psycho-vision and all.
Captcha thinks Finnie Reginar will be the one to decide this.
It’s nice to see the arrogant little punk taken down a few notches.
He’s never had to do anything for the long haul before, from what we’ve seen. It’s all been short scuffles, real quick little skirmishes, that are resolved pretty quickly.
Let’s see what he’s got in a knock down drag out that he can’t finish in a few seconds.
I think Captcha is recommending that Calvin might need to see a doctor soon. Specifically, Dr. Hibbert.
CAL has never had to deal with anyone serious before, it’s always been normal people with no ability to withstand him. Chuck is proving why he was the Syndicate’s number one hitter. Which makes for a truly EPIC series!
Ed – I think you’ve missed a couple of comics and a lot of speculative comments. Walker’s headless corpse started walking around on its own after the Wiz and Broomhilda killed each other in a magic off. What we don’t know is who’s animating the corpse.
I still stand by my first post :EPIC, but I will add that it would have been much more Epic to have seen Ann’s butt Crack in panel 4, something about a butt crack, real or not, that just umm…
UPDATE Â 1/13/12: Today’s strip is in the pipeline. It’s Friday the 13th, for crying out loud!
Nice! I love the quick stab on the way out the door! Now run Annie run!
Is the Phantom going to come through that door?
PHANTOM! PHANTOM! PHANTOM!
Or Chuck sans arm, maybe?
This is so funny! Just seeing Cal scrambling as he gets assaulted from all sides!
To (mis)quoth Mushu: “You missed?! How could you miss?! She was three feet from you!”
Captcha doctor realizes CAL is no longer luggeral symmertric with that dang blade in his arm.
one word: EPIC
I notice in panel 1 that the end of Anne’s sword looks like the point of a fountain pen. Coincidence, or foreshadowing?
— ReCaptcha is collecting church souvenirs: Cathedral smintes.
I’m starting to wonder – can CAL not kill women directly? I’ve only see him kill men with his bare hands, and this is like the fourth time he’s passed up the opportunity to kill Anne without a weapon. Calvin was weak to girls…maybe CAL has the same issue. For someone who can just pop people’s heads off, this is getting absurd.
slitch? you know, that was once a popular derogatory term for a woman, specifically a part of her anatomy.
Some kind of hybridization of slit and snatch?
I…feel so bad for Cal. HAHAHAAHAHAAHA!
@lordjim: He killed Honey and Mrs. Wormwood, although we don’t see how he did it. I kind of think Ann is more skilled than we are led to believe, with her mutant psycho-vision and all.
Captcha thinks Finnie Reginar will be the one to decide this.
It’s nice to see the arrogant little punk taken down a few notches.
He’s never had to do anything for the long haul before, from what we’ve seen. It’s all been short scuffles, real quick little skirmishes, that are resolved pretty quickly.
Let’s see what he’s got in a knock down drag out that he can’t finish in a few seconds.
I think Captcha is recommending that Calvin might need to see a doctor soon. Specifically, Dr. Hibbert.
“This is only making me HARDER…”
Really, Cal? In that case, what Chuck is about to do to you is going to make you hard enough to screw diamonds…if you live, which is HIGHLY unlikely…
wonder if it is a posioned blade….
think the Phantom got killed before – didn’t we have a “Walker” standing, with no head, dressed in a Bond villain’s henchman’s uniform?
Weapon Brown is so true to life: Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair…
CAL has never had to deal with anyone serious before, it’s always been normal people with no ability to withstand him. Chuck is proving why he was the Syndicate’s number one hitter. Which makes for a truly EPIC series!
@Justin. You forgot asswhupping. The asswhupping comes after the 6th instance of hope and despair.
Captcha is warning me about known eantips.
Ed – I think you’ve missed a couple of comics and a lot of speculative comments. Walker’s headless corpse started walking around on its own after the Wiz and Broomhilda killed each other in a magic off. What we don’t know is who’s animating the corpse.
I still stand by my first post :EPIC, but I will add that it would have been much more Epic to have seen Ann’s butt Crack in panel 4, something about a butt crack, real or not, that just umm…
why didn’t she aimed for the face?
She’s BLIND! You should be impressed that she can hit CAL at all!
Touche’! … now tell me, why there wasn’t an update on thursday Mr. Smartpants?
Too much awesome could make our heads explode.
Captcha does not completely concur and retorts with, “however, omeously”.
YOUR RESISTANCE IS ONLY MAKING MY PENIS HARDER
Up next: Calvinball.
Catcha has not only news of its operations status, but adds in respect for other peoples property.
functions, alsoopp
Gus – must have missed the nametag – these toons can be subtle…
Yeah, Cal…just keep making enough noise so she can aim at you accurately.