This…makes perfect sense. Someone who has such facility with psycho reactive substances gets tossed into a vat of psychoreactive substance…of course some extras are gonna spill out, and with a bit of prodding from Chuck on the previous page, the breakdown just snowballs.
The more he tries to fight his creations the more strongly he thinks about them, and of course that just makes them stronger.
Perfect turnabout. Well set up. I think calling it Deus Ex Machina is being unfair…there’s a logical thread you can follow through the whole narrative.
Captcha sat up in her chair and scribbled two words down on her notepad before dropping it on the floor. Tears glistening in her eyes. I walked over to try and provide some measure of comfort and looked down to see what she wrote “Description, Naught”
On a whim, I once Google Image Searched “vagina dentata,” For the most part, it wasn’t all that horrible, mostly just bad Photoshops and dumb de-motivational poster jokes. One lady had even baked a penis-eating cake that was *almost* cute and funny . . . you know, in a disgusting genital mutilation sort of way.
THIS. This is the most terrifying rendition I’ve ever seen. Well DONE, sir!
My friend Mr. Captcha agrees, the pics at all those other ‘tstinuc addresses.’ were tame by comparison.
Freudian! A worthy successor to the beloved “Creepy” and “Eerie” comic books of my youth. Complete with the deliciously onomatopoetic scream. Thank you.
Fucking. Epic(and disturbing, but hey….sometimes you gotta break some eggs to make a vagi-mlette).
That’s totally Susie and his mom(in my book, anyway). Forget what the babysitter looked like, but that would be a reasonable assumption.
I don’t see that as Chuck/Snoopy breaking free in panel one as much as it’s Cal losing control of the Smoo and dropping them. I guess it amounts to the same thing, but I’m in that sort of a mood and just had to put in my two cents.
T-minus 10 seconds to Chuck feeding Cal’s misogynistic balls to Snoop?
I’ve been around a great portion of the Internet and I still have to say “Yikes, man!”. That’s some seriously freaky crap (literally). Now the question I have for the class is “What happens to the shmoo when it’s done with Cal?”
If this goes the way I expect it to, Cal will be killed by the she-creatures but the nanites will continue to rebuild him. The pain and fear will keep him from snapping out of it, so the schmoo will continue to attack him, leaving him in a perpetual cycle of fear pain and death.
@Marlowe – Yes, I suppose Deus ex Machina is a bit unfair in the strictest sense. I meant it loosely, as any larger power that arrives in the nick of time to save the hero, but yes, it was well foreshadowed, not enough to make it blindingly obvious, but enough to make it completely satisfying. I certainly didn’t mean it as an insult to JY’s prodigious story telling powers.
Also, I’m still a little worried about what happens after the Schmoo eats CAL, or whatever. Is a Schmoo animated by CAL’s no longer extant mind and infected with nannites the new terror of the world?
@KiZeR: I think CAL isn’t in a state of mental recovery like Brown is. Brown has had his demons aired out and now he’s largely in control of himself. Cal is walking chaos with superhuman killing capabilities. Moreover, the actual Charlie Brown was never terribly imaginative while Calvin was able to build whole worlds with his mind. I think that’s really the trade-off.
Been trying to find, but to no avail –
Is 163 the only comic in which we get to see Van Pelt? or are there other BDSM scenes of Lucy that I am blacking-out due to trauma?
JY: In the original Weapon Brown one-shot (for sale in my store) we meet Lucy–and she meets her fate.
Lord Jim, i doubt that was actually his codeword. Consider how common a word it is. Too damn risky to make your greatest weapon shut down with something that could be said so commonly.
Rather, I think that reaction was hearing the voice of the queen bitch herself. You know he’d recreate it perfectly.
@LordJim – Yeah, I wouldn’t want to count on this lasting if I were in Chuck’s shoes. Best to put him down once and for all now. Hopefully he’s fried enough to put plasma where his head’s supposed to be.
Under normal circumstances he should be able too- but now the schmoo is interacting with the nanites. And as others have said, his psychosis made flesh will just coming after him.
I go and boldly state this is the least deus ex way possible for Chuck to resolve this issue for himself. Maybe cal would have eventually gotten into mercy of his own mind or the shmoo would have gotten contaminated, but definitely too late or slowly for weapon brown. If he had seen Van Pelt wandering around there by himself, he would have much more likely blocked it out and went berserk to get something else to think.
For example any external person to open fire at CAL just at the right moment would have been much more deus-exy. Specially as this Van Pelt was well ahead introduced to us and as I pick, more about this trigger word stuff has been in the paper issues.
Now, I’m just gonna put this out there. Maybe the word girls alone wouldn’t trigger him, but the voice of Van Pelt herself whispering it in his ear is what triggered it. Like how the sound of a bell or the chime of a clock can be used to trigger programming. You all are programmed to wake up at the sound of an alarm, and I bet most of you wake up 5-30 seconds before the alarm even goes off, is how well you’ve programmed yourselves. But get a new clock with a different sounded alarm and some will have trouble getting up to it off the first few buzzes/bleeps/bloops. I’m guessing how they planned to control Cal if he went way to far off of the reservation was to play a recording of Van Pelt saying his whip word and then dragging him back to cold storage. Just my 2 cents. Also, epic captcha, and I am taking a screenie of it. Clergyman, inXtc …
This…makes perfect sense. Someone who has such facility with psycho reactive substances gets tossed into a vat of psychoreactive substance…of course some extras are gonna spill out, and with a bit of prodding from Chuck on the previous page, the breakdown just snowballs.
The more he tries to fight his creations the more strongly he thinks about them, and of course that just makes them stronger.
Perfect turnabout. Well set up. I think calling it Deus Ex Machina is being unfair…there’s a logical thread you can follow through the whole narrative.
Captcha sat up in her chair and scribbled two words down on her notepad before dropping it on the floor. Tears glistening in her eyes. I walked over to try and provide some measure of comfort and looked down to see what she wrote “Description, Naught”
Oh . . . my . . . dear . . . God.
On a whim, I once Google Image Searched “vagina dentata,” For the most part, it wasn’t all that horrible, mostly just bad Photoshops and dumb de-motivational poster jokes. One lady had even baked a penis-eating cake that was *almost* cute and funny . . . you know, in a disgusting genital mutilation sort of way.
THIS. This is the most terrifying rendition I’ve ever seen. Well DONE, sir!
My friend Mr. Captcha agrees, the pics at all those other ‘tstinuc addresses.’ were tame by comparison.
I see Chuck getting free in the background of the first panel.
I’m trying to unsee the second panel – it’s a little too good in it’s portrayal of extreme gynophobia
LOL WTF.
That is all I can present at the moment.
Freudian! A worthy successor to the beloved “Creepy” and “Eerie” comic books of my youth. Complete with the deliciously onomatopoetic scream. Thank you.
I really could have done without seeing that today.
Snoop is getting free in the background also! This is so friggin creepy!!!
Is that Cal’s mom, susie, and the babysitter Rosalyn I see?
Fan. Farking. Tastic.
OK, I did not see this coming.
Ever since Cal showed himself, I’ve been waiting for Susie to show up and put the little shitstain in his place. Mission. Fucking. ACCOMPLISHED.
Fucking. Epic(and disturbing, but hey….sometimes you gotta break some eggs to make a vagi-mlette).
That’s totally Susie and his mom(in my book, anyway). Forget what the babysitter looked like, but that would be a reasonable assumption.
I don’t see that as Chuck/Snoopy breaking free in panel one as much as it’s Cal losing control of the Smoo and dropping them. I guess it amounts to the same thing, but I’m in that sort of a mood and just had to put in my two cents.
T-minus 10 seconds to Chuck feeding Cal’s misogynistic balls to Snoop?
I’ve been around a great portion of the Internet and I still have to say “Yikes, man!”. That’s some seriously freaky crap (literally). Now the question I have for the class is “What happens to the shmoo when it’s done with Cal?”
If this goes the way I expect it to, Cal will be killed by the she-creatures but the nanites will continue to rebuild him. The pain and fear will keep him from snapping out of it, so the schmoo will continue to attack him, leaving him in a perpetual cycle of fear pain and death.
@Marlowe – Yes, I suppose Deus ex Machina is a bit unfair in the strictest sense. I meant it loosely, as any larger power that arrives in the nick of time to save the hero, but yes, it was well foreshadowed, not enough to make it blindingly obvious, but enough to make it completely satisfying. I certainly didn’t mean it as an insult to JY’s prodigious story telling powers.
Also, I’m still a little worried about what happens after the Schmoo eats CAL, or whatever. Is a Schmoo animated by CAL’s no longer extant mind and infected with nannites the new terror of the world?
Can Brown take control of the Shmoo, or does he just not have enough imagination for that?
Wow looking at this again. That last panel is one of the grossest thing I’ve ever seen! Amazing!
Damn, if shmoo was real “adult toy industry” would be one of the first to go out of business.
Babysitting is totally hot and gross at the same time.
I see Chuck and Snoop, but where’s Huey?
That big blob of spaghetti-stuff is taking longer to break down. Hopefully Huey didn’t smother.
Also, I feel like there’s an MRA joke just waiting to be made.
*Bows*, *bows*, a million *bows*.
Ah, how long have I been waiting to draw these panels? A looong time.
2001: A Captcha Odyssey theme song: Ptomet Spake
But doesn’t CAL fight his way out of code words… (163)?
Oh Jesus that one in the background with the tentacles is his MOTHER
and with his ego taking the hit, his id comes out to play! at this point chuck’s handcannon would seem like a mercy killing!
the captcha rating agency would like to take this moment to warn viewers at home that Weapon Brown may xtagest some.
@KiZeR: I think CAL isn’t in a state of mental recovery like Brown is. Brown has had his demons aired out and now he’s largely in control of himself. Cal is walking chaos with superhuman killing capabilities. Moreover, the actual Charlie Brown was never terribly imaginative while Calvin was able to build whole worlds with his mind. I think that’s really the trade-off.
Van Pelt’s outfit in http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2010/05/24/weapon-brown-163/ makes SO much more sense now. At first I thought she was just kinky and wore crap like that.
Been trying to find, but to no avail –
Is 163 the only comic in which we get to see Van Pelt? or are there other BDSM scenes of Lucy that I am blacking-out due to trauma?
JY: In the original Weapon Brown one-shot (for sale in my store) we meet Lucy–and she meets her fate.
They do look a little slimy.
At least he wasn’t thinking of a ham sandwich.
Captcha is updating… something… for release:
cospons ver.
—- zips up his fly—– Well, I guess I can put this away for a while!
– I bet CAL wished Chuck would just punch him in the head again! Creepiest ladies I’ve seen since the female Cenobite from the Hellraiser series!
Wait wait, the girl with the eyes on her boobs. Was that “Devilman” reference intentional?
Well shit Cal. This is what happens when you play with your food instead of just killing it will imagination enhanced worm crap.
Eeeeyikes, can it get any more gross than this? The bottom panel makes ‘Alien’ look like “Milo and Otis”
Or, is it the other way around?
*jaw drops*
I didn’t think it was possible: but I feel sorry for Cal. Thats not fear, thats a FREAKING NIGHTMARE!!
Is it weird that I have a boner now?
captcha = “tendsge comes”. Heh–Tendsge liked the strip even more than I did. Sick bastard…
Why the hell am I aroused? … This … is wrong. YUNGGGBLUUUUUUUUTTHH!
This is deliciously Not Cool.
By the way, Capcha would like to remind everyone that what we have seen so far is merely part ooksho; the rest can scarcely be imagined.
So he gets eaten out by Susie?
Bad way to go man.
Lord Jim, i doubt that was actually his codeword. Consider how common a word it is. Too damn risky to make your greatest weapon shut down with something that could be said so commonly.
Rather, I think that reaction was hearing the voice of the queen bitch herself. You know he’d recreate it perfectly.
@LordJim – Yeah, I wouldn’t want to count on this lasting if I were in Chuck’s shoes. Best to put him down once and for all now. Hopefully he’s fried enough to put plasma where his head’s supposed to be.
My hat is off to you, sir.
Calvins’ weakness is within himself; deep on so many levels.
Bravo!
@LordJim,
Under normal circumstances he should be able too- but now the schmoo is interacting with the nanites. And as others have said, his psychosis made flesh will just coming after him.
In other words- he is doom-med…
(And it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…)
The appearance of Cal’s mom has a lot of oedipal implications…
I go and boldly state this is the least deus ex way possible for Chuck to resolve this issue for himself. Maybe cal would have eventually gotten into mercy of his own mind or the shmoo would have gotten contaminated, but definitely too late or slowly for weapon brown. If he had seen Van Pelt wandering around there by himself, he would have much more likely blocked it out and went berserk to get something else to think.
For example any external person to open fire at CAL just at the right moment would have been much more deus-exy. Specially as this Van Pelt was well ahead introduced to us and as I pick, more about this trigger word stuff has been in the paper issues.
Gentlemen, on this day we are *all* afraid of girls.
Would dipping Rick Santorum in schmoo produce these same images? I think I’m understanding theocracy a little better…
Thankfully no Miss Wormwood….shudder.
Now, I’m just gonna put this out there. Maybe the word girls alone wouldn’t trigger him, but the voice of Van Pelt herself whispering it in his ear is what triggered it. Like how the sound of a bell or the chime of a clock can be used to trigger programming. You all are programmed to wake up at the sound of an alarm, and I bet most of you wake up 5-30 seconds before the alarm even goes off, is how well you’ve programmed yourselves. But get a new clock with a different sounded alarm and some will have trouble getting up to it off the first few buzzes/bleeps/bloops. I’m guessing how they planned to control Cal if he went way to far off of the reservation was to play a recording of Van Pelt saying his whip word and then dragging him back to cold storage. Just my 2 cents. Also, epic captcha, and I am taking a screenie of it. Clergyman, inXtc …
It is at this point, that I would personally like to thank JY for not including Calvin’s teacher, Miss Wormwood, in that freak-out panel.
Id be disgusting.
(no that’s not I’d nor is it a misspelling of it)